Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Stay away from Twitter because you are going to come across a post that makes you livid and you are either going to get into an argument with that person or rant about that person to your friends IRL for hours on end.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Stay away from Facebook because you are going to see a post from an ex or an almost that makes your stomach drop with disappointment.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Stay away from Snapchat because you are going to have trouble taking a perfect selfie and then are going to feel bad about yourself, even though you were feeling pretty good about yourself only seconds earlier.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Stay away from Tinder because you are only going to find people who are interested in your body, not your mind.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Stay away from Instagram because you have been feeling insecure and scrolling through posts of pretty people is going to make you feel even worse about yourself.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Stay away from Tumblr because you are accidentally going to come across spoilers of a show you haven’t finished binging yet.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Stay away from YouTube because you have a busy day and you don’t have enough time to waste watching ten minute videos at a time.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Stay away from Facebook because you are going to come across a post from someone you should have deleted a long time ago and won’t be able to stop thinking about how much you cannot stand them.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Stay away from Tinder because there is no sense in forcing a connection with someone that you only feel ehh about.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Stay away from all forms of social media today because you are going to end up killing time that could be spent productively.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Stay away from Pinterest because you are going to find a new project to begin — even though you already started a million other projects and haven’t finished any of them.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Stay away from Instagram because you are going to have such an average day and looking at friends on expensive, luxurious vacations will make you feel like shit.