Aries: March 21 – April 19th
They block you across social media and wait for you to get the hint.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
They send you paragraphs of texts explaining all the ways you’ve hurt them and how it’s unacceptable.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
They make a point to exclude you — and make sure you know you’re excluded.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
They post ‘vague’ statuses about you that everyone can tell are about you.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
They reply to your texts with one-word answers.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
They smile to your face and give ‘compliments’ that are secretly insults.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
They wait until you turn around, give you the middle finger to your back, and curse about you to themselves on the car ride home.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
They get into a screaming match with you in public.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
They leave your ass and never look back.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
They literally look you in the eyes and say, “Go fuck yourself.”
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
They post pictures of themselves going out drinking and looking sexy so you can see you’re missing out.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
They delete your number and stop answering your texts.
